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A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother ask if he does his chores, “NOT YET” says the little boy.

His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won’t give him his breakfast.

Well, he’s a little angry so he goes to feed the chicken and kicks one, he goes to feed the cows and kicks a cow as well, he goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks the pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereals? He asks.

Well “his mother says”, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week.I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you are’nt getting any milk either.

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast, and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen..

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says.. “Are you going to tell him, or shall I?

MORAL OF THE STORY: “The best way to teach is by example.”